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So the tone here is basic basic basic.  You will probably feel belittled, but it has to be this way so newbies just coming up to the islands can follow along. Please understand.

  

What I've done is try to write and design this place so my first wife could understand it.  As those of you her met her know, she was a total bombshell, tons of fun, but um, not too quick in the head; smoking hot for sure, but...you know. (Thankfully, I've since found a hearty, Midwestern woman who is practical, efficient, sturdy, and useful.)